/* WHO? */
	Designer: Aaron Calzado
	Contact: heythere[at]aaroncalzado.com
	Twitter: @aaroncalzado
	From: Ewa Beach, Hawai'i

/* SITE */
	Last update: 2014/03/03
	Language: English
	IDE: Adobe CC, Chrome, Sublime Text

/* AWESOME SHIT I DIDN'T DO */
	CMS: http://getkirby.com/
	Animations: https://github.com/daneden/animate.css

/* TYPEFACES & FONT DELIVERY */
	Just Another Foundry: http://justanotherfoundry.com/
	JAF Facit Web: https://typekit.com/fonts/jaf-facitweb
	Typekit: http://typekit.com

/* HACKS & WEIRD SHIT I HAD TO DO TO MAKE IT WORK */
	fitvids
		http://fitvidsjs.com/
		https://github.com/davatron5000/FitVids.js
		http://getkirby.com/forum/general/topic:371
	Unwrapping <p><img></p>
		http://getkirby.com/forum/issue-tracker/topic:16

/* ASCII PICTURE OF ME */
	ASCII Webcam
		http://grumdrig.com/asciicam.html

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